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A searchable collection of documented public statements from people covered by the Kakistocracy Files.

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127 quotes from Greg Gutfeld
“You can't spin a gas pump.”
— Greg Gutfeld
October 3, 2026   •   Gutfeld discussing gasoline prices and political messaging.
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“Woke culture is really addictive.”
— Greg Gutfeld
November 8, 2021   •   Gutfeld's characterization of progressive political and cultural activism.
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“Pronouns instead of policy.”
— Greg Gutfeld
January 13, 2022   •   Gutfeld's criticism of what he viewed as excessive Democratic attention to identity and cultural issues.
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“Yeah, that sucks.”
— Greg Gutfeld
November 24, 2020   •   Sarcastic punchline following Gutfeld's description of Trump's record as progress, prosperity and peace.
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“There was no spin between the Afghan disaster and the viewer.”
— Greg Gutfeld
December 7, 2021   •   Gutfeld arguing that television images from the chaotic Afghanistan withdrawal overwhelmed attempts to defend the administration's performance.
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“Police are human beings.”
— Greg Gutfeld
October 3, 2026   •   Gutfeld discussing criticism of law enforcement.
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“Good cops should be supported.”
— Greg Gutfeld
October 3, 2026   •   Gutfeld discussing policing and public safety.
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“The Democratic Party in a comical chaos.”
— Greg Gutfeld
November 4, 2021   •   Gutfeld's characterization of Democratic reaction to the 2021 elections.
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“Someone once said never let a crisis go to waste.”
— Greg Gutfeld
July 29, 2021   •   Gutfeld introducing a monologue about COVID-19, media coverage and political conflict.
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“The public could see his incompetence with their own eyes.”
— Greg Gutfeld
December 7, 2021   •   Gutfeld's opinion of President Biden following the U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan.
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“Viruses don't vote.”
— Greg Gutfeld
October 3, 2026   •   Comedic shorthand for Gutfeld's argument that infectious diseases are not partisan.
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“You stop seeing the individual.”
— Greg Gutfeld
October 3, 2026   •   Gutfeld arguing that identity politics can obscure individual characteristics.
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“The rules only matter when they win.”
— Greg Gutfeld
October 3, 2026   •   Gutfeld's characterization of partisan attitudes toward political institutions.
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“Nobody clicks on 'everything is fine.'”
— Greg Gutfeld
October 3, 2026   •   Comedic observation about online-media incentives.
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“Fear kills comedy.”
— Greg Gutfeld
October 3, 2026   •   Gutfeld arguing that fear of public backlash discourages comedians from taking risks.
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“Crime isn't messaging.”
— Greg Gutfeld
October 3, 2026   •   Gutfeld arguing that crime concerns could not be dismissed as political messaging.
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“You can believe both things.”
— Greg Gutfeld
October 3, 2026   •   Gutfeld arguing that support for police and support for accountability are compatible.
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“Inflation isn't messaging.”
— Greg Gutfeld
October 3, 2026   •   Gutfeld arguing that inflation was a substantive economic problem rather than merely a communications problem.
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“They led the resistance.”
— Greg Gutfeld
December 7, 2021   •   Gutfeld's characterization of mainstream media behavior during the Trump administration.
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“You can't quit it.”
— Greg Gutfeld
November 8, 2021   •   Gutfeld comparing what he called woke politics to an addiction.
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